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Always second guess yourself and go with the first

If you’re angry you’re constipated

Live Laugh Poop

You’ll always be my red headed albino stepchild

I eat MILF and cookies

What would judge Judy say

Your mom loves me more

I got sidetracked adulting, What’s your excuse

I see your ying you raise my yang

I’ve got dementia. What’s your excuse?

The First Step Starts the Journey

Inspire an Idiot, Raise a Kid

If you don’t think positive, you’ll do everything negative

Love your ass, because it follows you wherever you go.

Stupidity Lies in you